Are you ready to mumble …"really?"
The Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, has challenged the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to a celebrity boxing match.
"I could beat her," Tanning Mom told the Huffington Post, as she held up her fists like a boxer.
"But I'd probably break a nail," she continued. "And these nails are moneymakers." Although the confident Tanning Mom might be reluctant to break a nail, the people behind Celebrity Boxing will support the fight wholeheartedly if she decides to climb into the ring.
Celebrity Boxing CEO Damon Feldman even said he would consider briefly lifting the Octomom boxing ban just to see Octomom and Tanning Mom go at it.
Will Octomom Nadya Suleman step up to the challenge?
"[T]he truth had to come [out] Octo is not bad but that Porn Actress, Marijuana smoking wanna be Hollywood Talent agent is," Feldman tweeted last month, explaining the ban. But now he is singing a different tune.
"I would love to see this match," Feldman said, "it would be amazing."
He added that his odds for the match would be 2-to-1 Octomom.
"Personally I think Octomom would win," he said. "She's in great shape. She works out two, three hours a day. She's a physical woman. But Tanning Mom would be interesting, she'd be a personality and would be competitive."
The match would undoubtedly have far less drama than when "The Italian Stallion," Rocky Balboa, took on "The Master of Disaster," Apollo Creed. But it sure would be a lot funnier.